I know, I know. Clash of the Titans has been out for over a month now. I’ve talked about it twice already (here and here). Two final things here, folks, and I’ll shut up about it.
Item 1: I saved this review back when I was planning on writing my own: Clash of the Titans Crashes and Burns. Why did I save it? Because it’s laughable regardless of whether you liked the remake or not. Why is it laughable? Because homeboy thinks that the new Clash of the Titans is based on a book: “Based on the 1981 Alan Foster novel of the same name, Clash of the Titans….” What book would that be? Uhm… the novelization of the first Clash of the Titans: link.
Here is another choice quote:
"Some novels' shortcomings can be overcome by brilliant screenwriters and an all-star cast. Titans has neither. Instead of avoiding the vices present in the novel, Titans manages to condense them into a 90 minute movie."
Yep, too bad those screenwriters couldn't overcome the shortcomings of a novel based on a screenplay written by other screenwriters.
Sadly, this review comes from The Chronicle Online which is the “Official Website of the Weekly Student Newspaper of the College of Saint Rose.”
Note to self: My daughters will not attend the College of Saint Rose.
Item 2: I want a pair of these: link Is that wrong?